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24

Dec

rawrxja:

"I saw this elderly gentleman dining by himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his day by talking to him. As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn’t expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California, he went to a barber shop. He told the barber how he had been searching for a girl for ten years. The barber went to his phone and called his daughter in. It was her! She had also been searching for him and never dated either. He proposed immediately and they were married for 55 years before her death 5 years ago. He still celebrates her birthday and their anniversary. He takes her picture with him everywhere and kisses her goodnight. Some inspiring things he said;"I was a very rich man. Not with money, but with love""I never had a single argument with my wife, but we had lots of debates""People are like candles. At any moment a breeze can blow it out, so enjoy the light while you have it.""Tell your wife that you love her everyday. And be sure to ask her, have I told you that I love you lately?"Be sure to talk to the elderly. Especially strangers. You may think that you will brighten their day, but you may be surprised that they can actually brighten yours.”

rawrxja:

"I saw this elderly gentleman dining by himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his day by talking to him. 

As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn’t expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California, he went to a barber shop. He told the barber how he had been searching for a girl for ten years. The barber went to his phone and called his daughter in. It was her! She had also been searching for him and never dated either. 

He proposed immediately and they were married for 55 years before her death 5 years ago. He still celebrates her birthday and their anniversary. He takes her picture with him everywhere and kisses her goodnight. 

Some inspiring things he said;

"I was a very rich man. Not with money, but with love"

"I never had a single argument with my wife, but we had lots of debates"

"People are like candles. At any moment a breeze can blow it out, so enjoy the light while you have it."

"Tell your wife that you love her everyday. And be sure to ask her, have I told you that I love you lately?"

Be sure to talk to the elderly. Especially strangers. You may think that you will brighten their day, but you may be surprised that they can actually brighten yours.”

golgahtasterror:

Look at what my fucking grandma put on my status I’m gonna cry

golgahtasterror:

Look at what my fucking grandma put on my status I’m gonna cry

(Source: deadstridersinajar)

23

Dec

asshole-tier:

truepac:

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS 

 someone could be thinking this about you right now you never know

(Source: hempura)

20

Dec

You deserve happiness. So I left.
Six Word Story #30 (via tranpham)

(Source: elzaro)

fuckitilovebeingageek:

iamnotswarley:

Never forget that time Jimmy Fallon, while cosplaying as Edward Cullen, got Robert Pattinson to climb up a tree next to him and say “BOVVERED.”

whERE

fuckitilovebeingageek:

iamnotswarley:

Never forget that time Jimmy Fallon, while cosplaying as Edward Cullen, got Robert Pattinson to climb up a tree next to him and say “BOVVERED.”

whERE

not-alove-story:

madsmikklsen:

fuckyeahrichhall:

madsmikklsen:

i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch 

Because all men like watching sports, obviously, right? You just did what you hate men doing, putting generalizations on a whole gender.

i know i did

irritating, isn’t it?

Damn. Plot twist.

(Source: jemmasimmns)

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

(Source: pponies)

19

Dec

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard

(Source: ahcalamity)

17

Nov

emmajuneaux:

YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE | Because what better way to passive-aggressively express your disdain for someone than to make a playlist especially for him or her?










01. The Biggest Douche in the Universe02. Punch You In the Jeans03. Asshole04. Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole05. You Stupid Jerk06. Keep Awake07. Everything About You08. I Don’t Like You












download zip [here] listen [there]

emmajuneaux:

YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE | Because what better way to passive-aggressively express your disdain for someone than to make a playlist especially for him or her?

01. The Biggest Douche in the Universe
02. Punch You In the Jeans
03. Asshole
04. Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole
05. You Stupid Jerk
06. Keep Awake
07.
 Everything About You
08. I Don’t Like You

download zip [here] listen [there]

fleshforcashboosiness:

vocaroo:

vegay:

derpygrooves:

England, as portrayed by Japanese textbooks.

it sounds about right

me

be proud UK

fleshforcashboosiness:

vocaroo:

vegay:

derpygrooves:

England, as portrayed by Japanese textbooks.

it sounds about right

me

be proud UK

16

Nov

GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUND$ // a mix for empty bank accounts and online window shopping, for the rich half dead spouse you wouldn’t mind one bit, for money buying happiness as long as you spend it on the right things [listen] [keep]

(Source: maisiewilliams)

11

Nov

cptfunk:

goddamn, son, no wonder everybody’s tryin’ to track you down

cptfunk:

goddamn, son, no wonder everybody’s tryin’ to track you down

(Source: final-photo)

a1000daysbefore:

remember when grant got trapped in an elevator

image

(Source: hippiecosima)

10

Nov

themanesex:

shibbins:

im an atheist because i think that science is wonderful and reality itself is so mysterious and wonderful that there is no need to believe in a god

but if a philosophy and a belief system makes you appreciate life and makes you happy and you arent hurting anyone with it

then god damn no one should be a shit to you about it

How come you can only like a post once.

(Source: cnuculator)

03

Nov

782 plays

frankjavcee:

dollyhze:

i love this remix, it’s like a power couple chasing each other throughout nighttime los angeles with some heroin and booze

Thanks for the description. I was going for that. :D

Also i drank a bunch of coffee and cough syrup.