My own little world

pineconespinecones:

I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET

#that meat lady was the real national treasure

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.

comedy-con-couture:

WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE A MATING CALL THIS FLIRTING THING IS SO FUCKIN TIRESOME

(Source: territorialcreep)

banzaibills:

his attitude changed so quickly aw

(Source: abbyellis)

staysandstories:

the royal family, everybody

OH SNAP

(Source: royalsstuffandnonsense)

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

drappleluv:

goldenbug0:

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

no she’s not in uniform

Is that a new bow?

$1.1 BILLION

(Source: thetextpostsfromhell)

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans

he-man-quitters-hating-club:

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eximiusfitness:

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workoutmotherfucker:

fightblr:

CHOCOLATE STUFFED FRENCH TOAST!!!!
Kicking off cheat day in style.

Make me these and I will love you forever

Come round with the appropriate ingredients and I will.

“I can’t cook”
FUCK YOU…..lying cunt.
The glory that is chocolate stuffed french toast counts as fucking cooking.

Easy tiger. Breakfast doesn’t count as cooking. Sheesh.

Reblog for the glory comment.

cheeky-jackharries:

avatar-rokuu:

veryscarytwist:

how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS

AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS

AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS

(Source: madturbating)

(Source: food-gifs)

fuckyeahdisneysongs:

Put That Thing Back Where it Came From - Monsters, Inc

littlemixbutts:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

(Source: barricadeponine)

My own little world

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